Horrible Bosses: Motherfucker Jones

Nick: Are you a businessman?
Motherfucker Jones: Yeah, Motherfucker Jones
Nick and motherfucker Jones: (Shake hand)
Nick: mother...?
M.Jones:Motherfucker...Jones...
Dale: ur first name is Motherfucker?
M.Jones: Last name jones,u gotta a problem with that.?
Dale: No..No...Cool Name yeah..is like on your birthday certificate too ?
M.Jone: No...golf ball. My real name is Dane
Nick:Dane Jones
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Nick: How did you get that nick name motherfucker?
M.Jones: when i was a kid i snook into my mothers bedroom.
Nick,Kurt and Dale: Oh!! o..
M.Jones:she was lying there naked,she had been drinking all night
Nick: Yuck!!
M.Jones: i snook up behind her
Nick: Ah!!!
M.Jones: and i slipped my fingers
Nice,Kurt and Dale: (>~<)
M.Jones:....into her.......purse
Nick,Kurt and Dale: zzzz...purse?
M.Jones:and i took her money ,her whole weeks pay ,i really fucker her over ,thats how i got the name motherfucker jones....
HAHA lol...